Feb 8, 2011 7:00pm EST
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Feb 9, 2011 4:30am EST
to throw her in jail if she gets into trouble again. >> she is on probation. unlike charlie sheen, who pled to a crime and is not on probation, lindsay lohan has the hammer of the law just waiting to come down upon her. >> did you steal the necklace -- >> if convicted of the necklace theft, lohan could face up to three years in prison. >>> straight ahead your wednesday morning weather. and in sports, lebron james and dwyane wade rally the heat for a win. [ engine revs ] [ male announcer ] the uconnect touch system on the 2011 dodge journey controls the radio, media player, heated seats, climate control, navigation, phone, and more. this means that if you call shotgun on a dodge journey, you've just inherited a lot of responsibility. [ engine revs ] [ flag blowing in wind ] ♪ 100 ways to enjoy pringles. ♪ ♪ and they're the same price as the leading bag chips. 100 crisps... 100 ways. ♪ everything pops with pringles. >>> here's a look at the weather in some cities around the country. new york, partly cloudy, 29. miami, sunny, 75. chicago, partly cloudy, 11. dallas, snow and windy, 24.
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: charlie sheen! >> audience member: charlie daniels! >> jimmy: who -- who is it? >> larry david, "curb your enthusiasm." [ scattered applause ] >> jimmy: it was larry david. >> notice the subtle -- the subtle nuances with the hands. >> >> jimmy: that's pretty good. that's very good. walking impression. >> are you ready. >> audience member: john wayne! >> jimmy: george burns. >> audience member: ronald reagan. >> letterman. >> jimmy: oh, david letterman. >> yeah. yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: that is -- that is -- that's letterman. yeah, yeah. >> there's something going on -- when he's kind of -- >> jimmy: and he is always chewing on something, and he's waving as he's walking. >> these are all good. these are all good, by the way. [ laughter ] okay. all right. last one. are you ready? >> jimmy: yeah. >> this is a tough one. this is -- nobody is going to get this. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, man. >> audience member: ellen degeneres. >> christopher walken walkin'. >> jimmy: wow. [ cheers and applause ] that is a deep cut. that is a deep cut. i like that. >> up top. >> jimmy: up high. fist bump an
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-super bowl parties. con, charlie sheen started three months ago. [ laughter ] he loves the super bowl. >> steve: yeah, he loves the super bowl. >> jimmy: he has a major -- >> steve: he loves it! >> jimmy: "what time is it?" "it starts now, man. let's go." [ laughter ] pro, there's enough cocktail wieners for everybody. con, if you run out, brett favre can sext you one more. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] technology is amazing. >> steve: amazing. >> jimmy: pro, uncle gary brought his thundersticks to cheer on the packers. con, aunt mary brought her thunder thighs to take up half the couch. [ laughter ] guess i won't be sitting down during the game. pro, watching the black eyed peas perform during the super bowl halftime show. con, watching grandma try to dance to "my humps." [ laughter ] "don't dance, grandma." pro, traditional super bowl party foods are very rich and high in fat. con, just like john madden. [ laughter ] is he not rich? is he not rich? >> steve: he's rich. he's very wealthy. i would think from "madden football" alone, from that video game. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pro, th